SOOO BIG!

My parents sure do get excited when I put my hands up in the air. At first it bothered me, I'm not a dog - I shouldn't have to perform tricks on demand. But the more I thought about the more I realized that in a lot of ways I've got them trained. I do think it's a little odd that my Mom doesn't know where I am when I'm hiding under my blanket. Where's Carson? Doesn't she have a degree from Berkeley? You would think they would require their graduates to have at least mastered the concept of object permanence before letting them leave with their doctorate! Even I understand that.