These people keep staring at me

It's really starting to creep me out. Who are they? They kidnap me (wearing masks mind you) from my nice - if a bit cramped - home and poke me and make me cry. The ugly one makes faces at me. I don't think he'd do that if he knew what it looks like. And the cow sits me up and shakes me after she gives the milk. How'd you like it if you had to ride in a bumper car after eating? Plus, they keep taking my pants off when I'm about to go to sleep. Creepy I tell ya.